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Joke of the Day

"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"

"Oh, you're having a bad day? In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000."

"What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting? [OC] I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer."

"Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home? Because they won't commute."

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Heart failure"

"When you feel sad When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really so cute"" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor."

"There are two varieties of hoe. One is a gardening tool. The other is a hardening tool."

"My date said he wasn't looking for anything serious like I was trying to help him solve cold case files and shit."