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Joke of the Day

"I KEPT MY CAPS LOCK ON WHEN I SEARCHED RECIPES FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS IN MY KITCHEN"

"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"I'll take Dumb Ideas for $300, Alex. Your Answer: sit on the ground and eat food while bugs crawl all over you What is a picnic? Correct!"

"I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel... or am I?"

"Just bought a book ""Jokes about Captain Obvious"". It's full of Captain Obvious jokes."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."

"A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy. Youthless"

"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""

"How to have an unforgettable date? 1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it."