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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. "

"What do you call a human that's now a cactus? A transplant."

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem."

"Twitter: where amateurs bring top shelf humor, and professional comedians bring amateur jokes."

"Knock knock Who's there? You want two CDs You want two CDs who? You want to see deez nutz?"

"El chiste! Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives."

"George Soros is a big reason im voting for Hillary! His voting machines didn't really give me a choice."

"Did you hear about the man who proposed to his long-distance girlfriend? It was a ranged marriage."

"We're going to build a great wall to keep the inspirational tweets out. And Facebook is going to pay for it. Make Twitter Great Again."

"I like my coffee the way I like my slaves... Free."