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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your S&M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number."

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"If you told Alexander Hamilton that the online lottery to see his rap musical was unavailable due to server overload, he'd be like, ""WITCH!"""
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"Who Loves Debates? De fishes"
"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"
"Why was the man hanging out in the market all day? I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar"
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"" (Dalai Lama job interview)"
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