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Joke of the Day
"What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator. Sorry."
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"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard - I just got laid by a chick."
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee."
"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."
"Q: Who is always your friend at school? A: Your princi-pal."
"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."
"I haven't swam competitively since I was a sperm."
"what happened when the blond tried giving her boyfriend a blowjob while he was driving? they both fell off the motorcycle"
"If a hippo was studying to be a neurosurgeon what school would the hippo go to? The Hippocampus!"