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"Dad keeps breaking into my phone, so I found a password he won't remember. My birthday."
"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."
"You can't leave the aquarium with a penguin. It's a stuffed animal I got in the gift shop. Ma'am, it's moving. I GOT IT IN THE GIFT SHOP!"
"Two greek anarchists are sitting together making molotov cocktails. One says ""so, who are we going to throw these at?"" the other replies: ""what are you, a fucking intellectual?"""
"What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!"
"Found a fly on his back by my keyboard. So dead. So sad. Put a cocktail umbrella by his head. Now he looks like he's suntanning."
"A young girl asks her father. A young girl asks her father ""Daddy what does the word slut mean?"" Father ""Sweetie don't use that word, your mother will be offended"""
"I ate an entire pack of rohypnol last night and it didn't even affect me... Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six offender."