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Joke of the Day

"What noise does a ceiling fan make? GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!"

"I'd probably die of starvation in England I heard that face sitting is illegal."

"Tonight's going to be a good night if I can get that stupid song out of my head. Otherwise, no."

"Seriously, this is the last time I trust a baby with firearms."

"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."

"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"

"How is being a Jew like eating a burrito? It's really not a problem until they give you gas."

"If a guy with Red Hair works at a Bakery, does that make him a GingerBread Man? I ask this because I'm baked at the moment.."

"Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt."

"Did you guys hear about the CEO of Reddit? I heard he's a great guy."