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Joke of the Day
"How is being a Jew like eating a burrito? It's really not a problem until they give you gas."
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"Why does Indiana Jones hate the letters ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y Because they're not Zs. Sorry."
"You know what's cool? 0C"
"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."
"*At The Opera* Her: Where are you going? Me: I have to go to the Men's Room. Her: I have the car keys. Me: Shit!"
"Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure mint Oreos are filled with toothpaste."
"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"
"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it."
"Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car"
"What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !"