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Joke of the Day

"If a guy with Red Hair works at a Bakery, does that make him a GingerBread Man? I ask this because I'm baked at the moment.."

"What do you call corn with a sense of humor? Laughing stalk"

"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."

"How to end an interview: 1. Thank them for their time. 2. Shake their hand firmly. 3. Firmer. 4. Firmer yet. 5. BREAK HIS HAND YOU MUST WIN"

"I dig You dig He digs She digs We dig They dig I know it's not a good poem but trust me, it's deep."

"A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?"

"My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death ""Jokes on you"" I said ""if I die in battle I'll go straight to Valhalla"""

"Remember, life isn't about accumulating stuff. It's about making people insanely jealous of your stuff."

"[speed dating] DATE: ding ME: did u just make the ding sound with ur mouth DATE: no ME: we have 4 minutes left DATE: *louder this time* ding"

"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"