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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, sure, I use made-up words sometimes. Does that make you [Lowers shades] Discomfortable?"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"

"Made a small donation to a street comedian for this gem... how do you know your at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit"

"Opinions are like Assholes... Everyone has one, and some just taste better than others."

"A cowboy walks into a German car convention... He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her and says, ""Audi"""

"What value is higher than infinity? Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry."

"I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner."

"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Countdown with them ""What's that?"", I replied, ""Dracula's retarded brother?"""

"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."

"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"