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Joke of the Day
"I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner."
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"Donald Trump will run for President ... When the Cubs win World Series."
"I was going to major in cosmetology.. ..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots."
"Phill: *gets stung by a stingray Me: *pees on his wound Phill: That only works on jellyfish stings Me: Oh shit, I thought you were dead!"
"The abortion train just arrived at the station. ALL ABORT! *choo choo*"
"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."
"""These speakers didn't cost that much so I doubt they will work well"" ""that is a cheap stereotype"""
"What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!"
"My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac. So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?"
"What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan"