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Joke of the Day
"-Are you single? -No, I'm an album."
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"Stop calling it ""sweater weather"" and call it what it really is, ""I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."""
"Which elf likes to click pictures? sELFie"
"You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!"
"Am I in a safe neighborhood? I only see 2 stores that exclusively sell lacrosse equipment."
"What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce? One's a grand car and the other's a grand car"
"Which profession has the worst sense of humour? Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes. But opticians like them *cornea*."
"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""
"What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit? Rite Aid"
"How to fall down stairs * Step 1 * Step 2 * Step 4 * Step 15"