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"How to fall down stairs * Step 1 * Step 2 * Step 4 * Step 15"
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"A boy asks his Jewish father for 50 dollars... The father looked at his son and asked, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""
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"Knock knock. Who's there? * Fuck. * Fuck who? * Fuck you."
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"My friend told me to sing Wonderwall I said maybe."
"Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English ""s"""
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"A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a firefight. The Stormtrooper misses every shot, and the Red Shirt still dies."
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