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Joke of the Day

"How to fall down stairs * Step 1 * Step 2 * Step 4 * Step 15"

"Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause? No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly list."

"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"

"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground!"

"him: who is your fantasy? me: huh? him: who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? me: the elevator repair man."

"OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE"

"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore."

"If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before."

"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""

"INTERVIEWER: Under special skills, you wrote ""I ain't afraid of no ghosts"" ME: *sweating profusely* Yeah why, do any ghosts work here?"