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Joke of the Day
"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."
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"What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose."
"I met this guy who said he was a Mir space station Engineer. But I thought it was quite an achievement."
"I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey"
"How do you capture a polar bear? 1. Dig a hole in the ice. 2. Place a bunch of peas around the hole 3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."
"late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die"
"Do you know what they say about guys who have big feet? They say ""Do you know what they say about guys who have big feet?"""
"I don't always eat breakfast But when I do, I have dos eggies"
"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."
"I almost had a threesome today I just needed 2 more girls"