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Joke of the Day

"How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""I don't know but I can look it up for you."""

"the easiest way to get a ghost to stop hauntimg u is to change ur wifi password and act like u hav no idea why he cant conect to it anymore"

"A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad."

"Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to Instagram the Pumpkin Spice Latte?"

"Breaking up with Japanese Girls. I hate to breakup with Japanese girls because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get it."

"How do you make people lose faith in this sub? This."

"Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor."

"""Oh hey there, didn't recognize you with your cap on,"" I say flirtatiously to my toothpaste."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are together in a lifeboat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. No land in sight. No ships in sight. Who survives? The American people."

"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""