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Joke of the Day
"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."
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"I told my wife 'a blowjob a day keeps the doctor away.' For Christmas she bought me better medical coverage."
"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in fog? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you."
"I wanna get in touch with those teachers who told me that I have potential, and be like, ""Ha! I didn't amount to anything! In your face!"""
"Children are demo versions of humans."
"Changing a light. How many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to drive the pink caddy and the other to change the light."
"Which actor is always criticising churchgoers? Christian Slater."
"Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada"
"before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do"
"Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke"