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Joke of the Day

"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late. Uploaded with Internet Explorer ."

"I knew a fat doctor once, who was obsessed with the weather. He was a meaty urologist."

"Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you- the world is round, just think that you're driving first!"

"Wife: Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite! Me: Haha funny. [under the mattress] Bed Bug King: TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL *tiny drums bang*"

"A man and a woman are lying in bed late night... ...and the woman asks her man: ""Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?"" and the man responds calmly: ""Neither, baby, I prefer you."""

"Paddy needs to get his shit together"

"Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! If it goes off, it could spell disaster!"

"I would tell a funny science joke... but all the good ones Argon."

"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."

"How did a hipster burn his mouth? Drank his coffee before it was cool"