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Joke of the Day

"ARMY WIVES SUNDAYS AT 11 ON LIFETIME. IT'S NOT TV. IT'S NOT HBO. IT'S NOT FX. IT'S NOT EVEN WE. IT'S LIFETIME. WHAT, LIKE YOU'RE SO GREAT?"

"Did you hear about the man who couldn't keep his herb garden under control? He had bad thyme management."

"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""

"Usain bolt is very good at running... He had tons of practice trying to escape the police when he was a kid."

"A man with a... A man with a twelve in penis can't spel."

"Before you get all smug about ""science"" ask yourself why no microwave can penetrate the heart of a lasagna."

"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"

"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."

"All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates ""I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."""

"I'm starting a therapeutic cooking class for Parkinson's Disease patients. It's called ""Shake & Bake""."