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Joke of the Day

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"

"I can't take the time to exercise but I did some killer cardio pacing indecisively in front of the Ben & Jerry's section of the supermarket."

"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."

"What Do You Call An Asian Billionare? Cha Ching"

"If an officer asks ""do you know why I pulled you over"" ""Because it's the only way to get girls to talk to you?"" is a bad answer, apparently."

"Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank."

"What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity? Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes."

"I did a terrible job preparing for my Blue Man Group audition and boy is my face red"

"Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey... Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink"