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Joke of the Day

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs can't cum"

"[2 T-Rex's getting drunk] ""I'm wasted."" ""Me too. You know how bad?"" ""Don't say it again."" ""I can't feel my face."" ""Goddammit, Kevin."""

"Do you know what's the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers... Usually they're already there."

"What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed."

"What kind of seagull flies over a bay? A Bay-gull"

"""Can you make me look like this?"" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*"

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, ""It's not working. I cant take it anymore, I'm going to moms"" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?"

"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."

"My employees forgot about Cyber Monday. I won't rub it in. They look embarrassed enough when I walk by in my RoboCop suit."

"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"