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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, ""It's not working. I cant take it anymore, I'm going to moms"" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?"

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"What were the Crocodile Hunters last words? ""You Irwin some you Irlose some"" Then he dieded."
"I hate it when people take drugs... Like US Customs or police officers."
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Snickers Bar? One wants you to put their chocolatey nutty goodness in your mouth, and the other is a child rapist."
"*Baby presses 'snooze' to stay in womb extra 10 minutes*"
"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president , until after serving 27 years in prison ."
"Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever."
"Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other..."
"MUGGER: Empty your pockets! ME: But these are cargo shorts. (45 min later) ME: That's the left one MUGGER: Seriously. ME: I am SO sorry"
"Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT"