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Joke of the Day
"If you're unattractive, nobody wants to know that you're horny."
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"GOd damn millennials with all their browser tabs. The only ""tab"" we used to ""open"" was at the bar, every day, because we had ""alcoholism"""
"I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst."
"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."
"What do you give a girl who already has everything? Antibiotics"
"Every war the Chinese have ever lost... was because of chinks in their armor."
"Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? Because it was too cold out tide."
"Apparently ""I don't like scary movies,"" is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video."
"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "
"What you call a responsible porn star? Fistfully conservative!"