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Joke of the Day
"They say you should warm up before you exercise. Sounds like a stretch to me."
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"I offered Pete Carroll $1 million to run a mile He passed."
"If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention."
"Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing."
"I don't really know how to tell jokes"
"Potter household Voldemort: knock knock James: who's there? Voldemort: you know James: you know who? Voldemort: correct James: James: Fuck"
"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."
"Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner? He thought it was his civic doodie!"
"How do snowmen get around? By icicle."
"Just picked up a Where's Waldo audiobook: ""Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo"""