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Joke of the Day

"I offered Pete Carroll $1 million to run a mile He passed."

"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."

"My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of ""Let It Go"", using only 3 words."

"Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote a song about how great Alabama is, and the only thing they could come up with is that the sky is really blue."

"What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!"

"(x-post from /r/dadjokes) Did you hear about the new ultra-expensive cologne that's for sale? It's called ElonMuskTM"

"Knock knock Whos there? Meg Whites most complex drum beat."

"I was going to go to the Alzheimer's charity run yesterday. But I forgot."

"Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face."

"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"