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Joke of the Day

"Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives? America"

"I thought about making a cripple joke... ... but it would be lame."

"What the difference between jews and harry potter Harry got out of the chamber alive"

"*hands you a marijuana* ""This one's called Air Bud. It'll make you play basketball. Also it might turn you into a golden retriever."""

"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? ...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."

"What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape"

"What is Yoda's last name? Layhehoo"

"Why do Redditors post pics of East Indian food? For that sweet, sweet Korma..."

"The shortest joke ever Two women were sitting quietly."

"elevator operator my career as an elevator operator was very up and down."