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Joke of the Day
"The shortest joke ever Two women were sitting quietly."
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"During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to sex. Because they all ran away when I offered."
"All I want to know is, what idiot named it a zipper...And not a penis flytrap?"
"What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread"
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"Socialism jokes are only funny... ...if everybody gets them."