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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? ...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."

"I'm what you might call 'internet pretty', meaning I'm really your dad."

"Q: What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by? A: QUACKer Oaths."

"Whoever's job it is to make sure I eat before I drink is fired."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big."

"Rumour... I heard a rumour that a man in town is selling a fake bedside-clock. It's a false alarm."

"*Looks up from pestle and mortar ""Phew! Powdering this baby is hard!"""

"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."

"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."

"What do fat chicks do in the summer time? Stink."