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Joke of the Day

"What is Yoda's last name? Layhehoo"

"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."

"flames on the side of your car screams i want small children to think im badass but i want parents to know im not financially stable"

"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."

"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."

"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."

"I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A."

"A blind man walks into a bar and a chair, then a table..."

"Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series"

"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."