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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a room full of comatose people? A salad."
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"""I shaved for this shit?"" - All of us at one point in our lives."
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"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
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"Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But Mum it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake how much is left."
"What's Black on top and White bottom? rape"