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Joke of the Day
"What concert costs 45 cents? A concert that costs 45 cents."
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"The Quran is like weed If you burn it you get stoned."
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"I would tell you jokes about perfect girlfriends But you wouldn't get them"
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"What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!"