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Joke of the Day

"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people."

"I'm worried I won't pass my stress test"

"What's Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph"

"How many Jews can you fit in a vw? 55. 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 50 in the ashtray"

"I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."

"Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... ""One liter of water."" it read. Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair ""This speaks volumes..."""

"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"

"I've fallen in love with the internet. It was love at first site.."

"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"

"I just typed ""married"" and it came out ""martyred"". Damn smart phone is becoming self aware."