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Joke of the Day

"I once went on a date with a playwright It was all going well, until she started making a scene"

"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."

"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"

"I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo. Her name was Dizzy Spells."

"I've found out why gay people dress so well... It's because they spent so much time in the closet."

"Masturbation is like procrastination It feels good when you're doing it, but afterwards, you realized you fucked yourself"

"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I'll play mine."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."

"Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action."

"If it was the Well Constructed Tower of Pisa, no one would give a shit."