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Joke of the Day
"I once went on a date with a playwright It was all going well, until she started making a scene"
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"What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out? He saw stars."
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"What will happen if you went inside a black hole? I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world."
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"Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips. (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)"