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Joke of the Day
"i just sighed so hard that i blew out a candle that was 2 feet away from me. tragic."
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"I saw a homeless man I know on a bicycle Guess he's mobile homeless"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"The baby fell on the floor at breakfast this morning. Luckily, she landed butter side up, so the five second rule still applied."
"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four one to change it and the other three to deny it."
"[first date] ""I learned to crochet in prison... Now you say something."""
"Did you hear the joke about the pencil? There's no point."
"My girlfriend says a 4"" penis is just fine. Still, I wish she didn't have one."
"How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?"
"What do you call a whore house with only men? A bro-thel"