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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four one to change it and the other three to deny it."

"Instead of chasing after Taylor Swift, I'm just going to wait until she breaks up with everyone else so I'm all that's left."

"My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said ""You'll be okay, stop syncing about it"". We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together."

"In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity. It's the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks."

"If you work at the office in a police station... Does that make you an officer?"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at him/her!"

"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"

"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."

"The fact that we don't use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels."

"What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!"