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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today That's six years in a row now"
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"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."
"Where did Robin Williams go after he died? To the Mork."
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"
"What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one"
"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."
"When your prescription says ""DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS"" how many beers are you really allowed to have? 6?"
"I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships... He said ""Yes if it's on autopilot"""
"Nothing interesting has happened today. I haven't been robbed at knifepoint. I haven't been sold into sexual slavery. I'll keep you updated."
"What's a cow's favorite chemical? molybdenum monoxide MoO"