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Joke of the Day

"Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!"

"I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on my with my dad.... Can't belive I'm going to be an uncle."

"Did you hear about the spilt milk? It was an udder disaster...."

"My 10 year old just told his friend I'm cranky cus I have my ""pyramid""."

"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."

"Some people are just meant for each other. A sadist married a masochist. The masochist would say, ""Beat me!""... The sadist would say, ""...no"""

"Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3"

"When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get? A Two Pack"

"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"

"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."