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Joke of the Day

"Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!"

"Oh you sneaky little bastard! [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ei9ie/the_best_joke_i_know/)"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... K-Cups."

"What do politicians do for fun? Rave at the party."

"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle... ...he just didn't have the balls to do it."

"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""

"At least we know the people who killed the 5 cops in Texas weren't terrorists Because Muslims can't kill pigs. I'm going to hell"

"Fuck you ""string"" cheese! Don't tell me how to eat you!"

"What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it the more English you get"

"TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's ""no gain"" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better"