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Joke of the Day

"I asked an alien if they let their women drive the spaceships... He said ""Yes if it's on autopilot"""

"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."

"Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"

"Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn't afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet"

"Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: ""Buy one dog, get one flea..."""

"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."

"A day or two after eating jalapenos I realize I've made a mistake That shit burns."

"When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !"

"Sudoku... It's a numbers game."

"If a ""cougar"" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women? a gym teacher"