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Joke of the Day
"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"
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"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."
"I was going to tell a joke about Rihanna and Chris Brown But I can't remember the punchline"
"I lay my girls like I lay my bricks With cement."
"My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a weird thing to fallout 4. I know this is a repost but I just hoped this would blow up."
"WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?"
"I finally got tinder And after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire."
"No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder."
"Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you Me: How'd you know? P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good"
"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"