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Joke of the Day

"As an unemotional person, I never thought pieces of papers would make me cry until I started to pay my bills"

"Raise your hands... ...if you have ever had your arms torn off by a wookie."

"WARDEN: You have been sentenced to the Electric Cher ME: in the what now *a metallic voice sings out: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE*"

"How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb? None, it is a hardware issue!"

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."

"Why do Black people prefer big asses? Because they have a bigger machine to ride ( )"

"I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high."

"I once went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first."

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees? Kick em."