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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"
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"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... And doesn't."
"I'm surprised more black people don't relate with NASCAR... After all, there are no rights"
"Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line."
"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."
"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."
"Everyone on Instagram has pics of them at places all over the world & I'm like here's another shot of me from a different angle on my sofa"
"I said to my girlfriend that I think she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars"
"Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage."