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Joke of the Day

"Some Warning Labels are a little retarded, like on my Deodorant it says, ""Avoid Contact with Eyes""....TOO LATE, I've already seen it!!!"

"Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"

"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""

"If batman and catwoman had a kid it would be batcat or the less popular manwoman."

"So what do you say to an invisible man? Stand Clear."

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."

"Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side"

"I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep"

"""I'll shave whoever I want! I'll shave you, I'll shave her! I'll shave a goddamn baby if need be!"" Sean Connery, boasting about his heroism"