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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."
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"Cop pulled me over said ""papers"" I replied with ""scissors, I win"" and drove off. Now I'm doing hard time on the rock."
"My mom has two assholes Her real asshole and my father."
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"How do you kill a circus clown ? You go for the juggler"
"What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos? Pork, eh?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles"
"What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror? Han Double"
"Imagine us waiting for 2016 and all of sudden comes 2015 s"
"Did you hear about the fighting dwarf? He's funny. A real knee-slapper."