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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot"
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"How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room."
"I was bit by a rattlesnake last summer. After three days of excruciating pain the snake died"
"Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat. It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling."
"Why was the solider nervous about being deployed? He had arachnophobia."
"What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce's up for the evening."
"Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one."
"just found out i like being called sugar butt. 35 years of feminism down the fuckin drain."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"
"Made a meal out of an old recipe book today. Just tasted like paper really ."