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Joke of the Day

"What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce's up for the evening."

"Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."

"wwe joke about royal rumble breaking new kofi kingston win the royal rumble and win the new wwe word heavyweight championship"

"I made an animated graphic of the inside of an egg. ThatsTheYolk.gif"

"What do you call a rigged carnival? An UnFair."

"Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago. He told me he was just there so he won't get blind."

"Before gaydar, it is widely suspected that gay men found each other using a cumpass."

"I got kicked out of the army yesterday. They called it a dishonorable discharge.... ....i call it jizzing over the generals face whilst he was asleep."

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. Haha you are adopted. Credit to this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3715bp/one_mans_trash_is_another_mans_treasure_would_be/"

"Teacher: ok class bring your dioramas to the front of the class Me: [holding a bowl of diahorrea] oh no..."