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Joke of the Day

"Made a meal out of an old recipe book today. Just tasted like paper really ."

"What do you call gay Dracula? Cock Dracula, because blood isn't the only thing he's sucking ;)"

"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"

"How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way."

"I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."

"I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!"

"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."

"If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested."

"What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!"

"Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up."