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Joke of the Day
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""
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"Push-up men's underwear. Taking complexes to a whole new level."
"I do NOT trust my bowels... I just think they're full of shit _"
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"You're not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone."
"The second best ""asm"" is ""sarc."""
"I sent 117 texts and called you 82 times but you must be busy so I came over to tell you the restraining order expired and I still love you!"
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