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Joke of the Day

"What did the blind man say when he walked passed the fish aisle in the supermarket? Good morning, ladies."

"A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."

"What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability? Yeah, I'm av**ale**able."

"How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch? The big hand's touching the little hand."

"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"

"Hi, famous people getting DUIs. You know you can probably afford a driver, right? Just a thought."

"Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head"

"My girlfriend makes me want to become a better person. So I can get a better girlfriend."

"What's green and german? Snotzis."

"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""