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Joke of the Day
"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""
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"Why do little dogs shake so much? They have Barkinson's"
"6: can i have ice cream? Me: ur room clean? 6: if I clean it can I have ice cream? M: sure 6:*looks at room* thats ok I dont need ice cream"
"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"
"Atoms are Liars... They make up everything."
"My employees forgot about Cyber Monday. I won't rub it in. They look embarrassed enough when I walk by in my RoboCop suit."
"A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells ""WHO SLEPT WITH MY WIFE! I'M GONNA KILL 'EM!"" A man calmly stands up and says, ""You ain't got enough bullets, mate."""
"Roses are red... Violets are violet. I'm not original, I stole this from reddit."
"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"
"Dont eat yourself A woman: She is eating dinner and she accidentally bites her lip. A man: Your not suppose to eat yourself. The woman: Well that's your job"