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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom. I asked, ""have you tried the kitchen?"""

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your moms throat!"

"Eastman School of Music Fart Scale circa 1963 (no kidding - I did not make this up) In order of increasing pitch: Fahhrt Fuzz Fitty-Fuzz Poot Tarass Rattler"

"What do you call a fat lady that can tell your future? A four-chin teller"

"Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. God knows what they did up there because they came down with a daughter."

"The Rolling Stones should have a reunion tour and call it Rolling Stones Gather No Mas"

"What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much? Tupac-aday"

"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. Kinda like crying, screaming, or dying."

"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"

"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""