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Joke of the Day

"Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head"

"Joint Facebook accounts are the couples sitting on the same side of the booth of the internet."

"Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things."

"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."

"Sales of Advent calendars down by 80% this year It looks like their days are numbered"

"I remember Pandora back when it was called your dad trying to find a song he liked on a road trip."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill am Irishman? Zero."

"What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man? An Instagram account."

"We're an eclectic bunch here, but we all have one thing in common: We've sacrificed the chance to run for public office with these tweets."

"Q: What state has the highest cell phone bills? A: Text-us"