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Joke of the Day
"""Mother I'd like to fuck"" She said ""Ok, let's break your arms and get started."""
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"What's short, but sometimes funny? a short joke."
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"Manager Cracks a Joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy. Manager asks "" Didn't you understand the joke "". The guy replies "" I resigned yesterday """
"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"
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"You'll never hear the phrase ""It's time to separate the men from the boys"" in a Catholic church."
"Every time I tell dad jokes He laughs"
"What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? Are you vegan?"
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