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Joke of the Day
"""Mother I'd like to fuck"" She said ""Ok, let's break your arms and get started."""
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"If a genie grants you 3 wishes, use the first one to make the genie develop short term memory loss, and then keep making 2nd wishes forever."
"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) A bunch of freeloaders lie around in bed & support themselves by violating child labor laws."
"A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa"
"Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. You trust stale greens"
"[having sex] Me: CHECK IT OUT NO HANDS! Her: USE YOUR HANDS! Me: *raises the roof*"
"All generalizations are false, including this one."
"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house"
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way""."